A quick break from all the serious and terrible news!
It’s no secret that bloggers love seeing what weird ass Google searches sent visitors to their site. Sometimes, the results are very disturbing. Like last week, there was the frightening “fat girls deserve rape” (which I hope was a search for a quote, not a backing argument), the so horrifying that I can’t bring myself to link to it “five year old getting fuck,” the literately challenged “fuck whole” (I’m number 5!), and, well, all other kinds of fucked up sexual innuendo.
Today, though, I got “aravosis asshole,” for which I think I have made the reasons behind my amusement known (and I’m the number two search result!).
I also managed to pull out “john mayer daughters misogynistic“, which I think is great and hilarious because I love really John Mayer but I really hate that fucking song.
Thanks, Googlers, and keep up the good and very weird work! I can do without some of the pedophilia and rape fantasies, though. Really, I’ll be fine.
And hey, if you’re a blogger, feel free to share some of your own horror/humor stories.
Oh! And for even more feminist fun, go help write the Twelve Days of Christmas Pussy. The more deranged minds, the better!