Can’t bear to look, can’t look away. If you can’t bring yourself to watch the entire mess, make sure to check out around 15:50 and 17:15. It’s excruciating. This guy couldn’t win an acting job on a daytime soap opera.
I hear that McCain’s birthday is coming up. Maybe someone should get him a Toastmasters membership.
I mean, right –“who gives a better speech” shouldn’t be anywhere near the top of our list of points for consideration when it comes to choosing a president. But the fact remains that people look at that sort of thing. And even for the rational among us, can you imagine this representing us every day all over the world? Doesn’t the international community already think that Americans are a bunch of insincere, bumbling dumbasses?
Anyway, not wanting to leave you with a brain so fried, you want to know how you actually do give a speech? This is how you give a fucking speech: