If you are born the daughter of a woman who was locked in a cellar for decades and that woman’s father who raped her constantly and was her captor, CNN will start referring to you as “Incest Girl” in the “Most Popular” news stories sidebar. Even if you’re a full grown adult and, you know, a person. Even better, for the full headline of the article, you’ll be known as “Incest Dungeon Girl.”
Good to know that being born into unfortunate and terrifying circumstances beyond your control — to a victimized mother who was abused and held captive for slightly longer than I’ve actually been alive, and an utterly insane father who forced you to also live your life in the dungeon — will win you nicknames on par with “Bat Boy.”
Just in case I’m not the only one who is really pissed off about this, CNN’s contact info is here.
EDIT: As Nick noted in the comments, the article also refers to the woman’s birth being a result of a relationship between her mother and her mother’s father. Funny how being held captive and raped by your father for 24 years doesn’t quite strike me as a “relationship,” so much as you know, quite possibly the worst crime I’ve ever heard of in my entire life.