Well okay, it’s only 10:30, but kind of hard to top. I turned up at work today to find that we have either got a new anti-choice protester, or the regulars got a new sign. Next to all of the fetus pictures, was in bright blue letters BIRTH CONTROL CONTROLS YOU. The lady with the bullhorn didn’t look too impressed that I was laughing my ass off even before she got the chance to scream at me about what a horrible person I am.
But if you think about the message, it is totally true. I mean, just this morning I had to drink a sip of water to take my pill and I wasn’t even thirsty. It may not sound like much, but think about it; after 7 years, it has to have added up, and I’ve probably had to pee, like, an extra two times. I bet you haven’t considered that one before, now have you? That’s why the protesters are there — to inform you.
You’d think that foot would be kind of bloody and sore by now, but if anti-choicers want to keep shooting themselves in it, I’m sure as hell not going to stop them. But I will continue laughing.